Funny Retirement Wishes, Messages and Quotes


Funny Retirement Quotes Wishes Messages

8220Im not just retiring from the company Im also retiring from my stress my commute My alarm clock and my iron8221 8211 Hartman Jule

8220I8217ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement They8217re called naps8221 8211 Harry Emerson Fosdick

8220Retirement we understand is great if you are busy rich and healthy But then under those conditions work is great too8221 8211 Bill Vaughan

8220Retirement at sixtyfive is ridiculous When I was sixtyfive I still had pimples8221 8211 George Burns

8220First you forget names then you forget faces then you forget to zip up your fly and then you forget to unzip your fly8221 8211 Branch Rickey

8220A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service8221 8211 Harry Mahtar

8220When you retire you switch bosses from the one who hired you to the one who married you8221 8211 Gene Perret

8220We spend our lives on the run we get up by the clock eat and sleep by the clock get up again go to work 8211 and then we retire And what do they give us A bloody clock8221 8211 Dave Allen

8220Retirement is wonderful Its doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it8221 8211 Gene Perret

8220The concept of freedom is never truly realized until one settles into retirement mode8221 8211 A Major

8220People are always asking me when I8217m going to retire Why should I I8217ve got it two ways I8217m still making movies and I8217m a senior citizen so I can see myself at half price8221 8211 George Burns

8220Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money8221 8211 Author Unknown

8220When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance his colleagues generally present him with a watch8221 8211 R C Sherriff

8220Retired people compliment my teeth then tell me to take care of them This always makes me think they are trying to steal them8221 8211 Emily Claire Tamblyn

8220Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas The goal is to enjoy it the fullest but not so fully that you run out of money8221 8211 Jonathan Clements

8220When men reach their sixties and retire they go to pieces Women go right on cooking8221 8211 Gail Sheehy

Happy retirement and my advice is that you do not try to say that you are coming back because you will be surprised at peoples reactions No one will give back your office nor your parking space No one misses you that much

As I see it you have been practicing how to retire and now the real thing is here You are so good at it that there should be no problem taking up your new role Have a happy retirement

All these years you argued with your colleagues juniors managers and your boss at work After retirement you will argue with your grandkids children and wife at home Life remains the same

Every day of your retired life will feel like a happy Friday night But its useless because being old will make you feel dull like Monday morning all the time Happy retirement

It is interesting to note that when people are giving you retirement gifts there is always a watch or a clock as if to tell you that your time is up Have a time free retirement

Retirement is the only thing that will make you realize how you wasted all these years trying to be mature when you can get back to being a child at the end of it all Have fun

Can you believe that finally from now on all days on your calendar are marked as Sunday Enjoy them and may you always have a smile on your face Happy retirement

I wanted to wish you a fun retirement But with this old fat body I dont see any fun coming towards you

Congratulations to a lazybone like you for completing worklife Finally you can go back to being your true self

If life is a meal retirement is its dessert To enjoy it stay fit and dont let your blood sugar go high

Welcome to the old man club It8217s time to gossip about joint pain high bp sugar level and Et cetera Et cetera

I know a lazy guy like you deserves an early retirement Congrats on your welldeserved leisure

Happy retirement hubby I8217m happier on your retirement than you At least you have no excuse to make time for me

Thank God now I have a new 247 assistant at my home Happy retirement to my life long helper

Finally youve retired and you cannot give the excuse of work anymore Marriage is going to be great again

Now that youre done with your other job you can go back to your main job annoying me 247

Happy retirement love And if you ever miss your workplace I can be your boss for free

Dear husband congratulations on your newfound freedom keep calm and have fun

Youre done bossing us now you can do it around your grandkids and pets because bossing is in your blood

We will miss you boss other than your screaming glowering and pretty much showing up at the office

Ive always been more excited about your retirement than my own and you can obviously guess why

Your retirement hurts me not because youre leaving but because of the worry that what if the next boss also happens to be like you

Who said bosses have to be scary Seeing you Ive come to believe that bosses are not only scary but also frightful

Congratulations on leaving the job and not getting fired after missing so many deadlines

Im jealous that every day of the week will be the weekend for you Have a good life ahead

Ah retirement the days of daydreaming and sleeping till noon all the things youre good at

This is the only time when everyone at the office will be looking up to you Who doesnt want to get out of this place

I used to be excited about retirement until I saw you God forbid that I become as grumpy as you

Dont let everyones loving words fool you Im the only one in the office who is going to miss you

People who call sloths the laziest animals surely have never met you You were born to retire buddy

If this workplace were a hell which it is youd be one of the greatest devils of it and youll be missed

Youre retiring now I thought you did it the day you joined here I mean when did you ever work

When people say that this place will not be the same without you they actually mean that it will be less annoying

After retirement the body grows older the heart grows fonder and the mind becomes younger All the best at trying to handle an old body with a young mind and fond heart



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