Funny 50th Birthday Wishes, Messages and Quotes


Funny 50th Birthday Wishes Messages

Now that Im 50 people try to be polite and instead of calling me old they say Im mature Obviously they dont know me very well Melanie White

Now that Im 50 my body pops and creaks so much it sounds like the percussion section at the symphony Greg Tamblyn

When I turn 50 instead of lying about my age and putting it back 10 years Ill put it forward 10 years so I can freely talk about my bowel movements Thrill Tweeter

50 years old Look on the bright side The older you get the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments Melanie White

In your 20s Looking for your perfect match In your 50s Just happy if your socks match East of Sweden

50 years old In Led Zeppelin terms thats halfway up the stairway to heaven

My 50th birthday wish that I had as much silver in my safe as I have in my hair Melanie White

As you get older three things happen The first is your memory goes and I cant remember the other two Sir Norman Wisdom

At 50 years old life seems shorter No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting

Happy 50th the years look good on you But then I dont see as well as I used to Melanie White

I rented a bounce house for my adultsonly 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me Janet Periat

For my 50th birthday my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach My first choice was in 1978 but the time machine was booked Jean Sorensen

You know youre 50 when the only silver lining you can see is on your head Melanie White

Ive known you for so many years and I must admit that you are much older today than you were when we first met Happy 50th birthday dear

Half of our budget for celebrating your birthday went to buying candles Try getting younger or stop getting more birthdays

Today is the day you can pretend to be young even though youre not Happy 50th birthday my love

From now on you can enjoy all your senior citizen discounts just like me Happy 50th birthday and best wishes to you

I know its hard to enjoy being old when you are old But hey its okay if you ask me I had just passed the same line a few years ago Happy 50th birthday

I prayed to God to make you older and wiser Only the first one came true Happy birthday my love Wishing God bless you with the second one as soon as possible

Today so many people will bring gifts for you But since its difficult for you to keep all the gifts Im thinking of helping you by keeping them all

I know it hurts to see people enjoying the fact that you are getting older and greyer But you are not getting younger anyway Happy 50th birthday dad

I wonder what your friends would gift you on your birthdays when you were my age Ancient papyrus greeting cards

Dont ever let dad say you are getting old Youre still as youthful and gorgeous as you were in your thirties Happy 50th birthday mom

Dear Mom I hope you know how hard it is to find you a birthday gift every year because you have too many birthdays Just kidding Happy 50th birthday to you

For me your birthday is like a national holiday Whatever I do and wherever I maybe Ill always find ways to wish you happy birthday

I hope to celebrate your 50th birthday for many more years to come Heres a happy birthday from me for year one

Growing older and growing wiser are two different cases And I dont blame you for that Happy birthday my sweetheart

Today you have achieved a milestone A 50year older woman 50th birthday to my favorite old and not so wise lady

I always get my inspiration from you Youre such a strong and courageous woman I dont think anyone else survived the dinosaurs except you

Im good with numbers and your age always fascinates me I believe youve been here since the beginning of this universe

A man never gets older he can only get wiser Remember this quote forever and youll never feel sad Happy birthday

I believe youre here since the dawn of time Dinosaurs have gone extinct but you are still here Congratulations to you and happy 50th birthday of course

Something special in you always helps you stand out in a crowd Thats your age

Youve been in your thirties so many years Im quite unsure about your age this year Maybe its the fifty Happy birthday anyway

Thanks for reminding me that Im not as old as you Happy 50th birthday

Im 50 and the only thing getting thinner is my skin Melanie White

After fifty one ceases to digest As someone once said I just ferment my food now Henry Green

Youve got four sizes of clothes in your closet three of which will never be worn again by you

The face you have at age twentyfive is the face God gave you but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned Cindy Crawford

Who said there were no such things as miracles You made it to 50 didnt you Melanie White

Maybe its true that life begins at fifty But everything else starts to wear out fall out or spread out Phyllis Diller

At 50 youve entered the stone age gall kidney and bladder

Im aiming by the time Im fifty to stop being an adolescent Wendy Cope

Fifty is a weird age I can clearly remember my childhood but I cant remember where I put my keys Melanie White

When I was young people used to say to me Wait until youre fifty youll see Well Im fifty I havent seen anything Eric Satie

Fifty is a powerful age for women You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes

50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach This is a rule Greg Tamblyn

Turning 50 means its only a matter of time before youre regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy Greg Tamblyn

By fifty youve figured out that time is a great healer and a notsohot beautician

Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150000 miles Melanie White



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