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humorous Good Morning messages Beginning your day with a huge smile is the ideal way to start your day. It is easy to get your loved ones laughing when you wake up if would like to. Here are some hilarious good morning messages for your family, friends, or loved ones to wish them the best of mornings in the most fun manner possible.
You can make their day more enjoyable by sending them a funny good morning text as soon as they awake. Your morning greetings will bring a significant change in their lives. You can be the cause of the smile of their faces and have them laughing at the beginning of their morning. These funny morning greetings will make their smiles bright at the beginning of the day!
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“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” — J.R.R. Tolkien
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” — James Marsden
“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” — Rachel Caine
“My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door.” — Willie Geist
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” — Kristen Chandler
“Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.” — Job Might
“Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it.” — Mitch Hedburg
“When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” — Crystal Woods
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.” — Moss Hart
“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird.” — Kurt Cobain
“Today is a new day. Even if you were wrong yesterday, you can get it right today.” – Dwight Howard