Funny Love Messages For Him And Her 2022

Love is a beautiful feeling. It’s the strongest and purest form of human emotion that has been known to exist. But it can be hard to express your feelings sometimes! That’s why we compiled this list of funny love messages for you to read and send, whether it’s Valentine’s Day or not!

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Top Funny Love Messages For Him & Her

Looking for something funny to send your sweetheart? Check out these hilarious love messages!

“I love you so much that I could literally sit on you for hours and not get bored.”

“I’m so in love with you that I could eat a horse.”

“I love you Baby. I would even love you if you were an Oscar Mayer sandwich.”

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake, like the honey badger loves honey, like Kim Kardashian loves marrying men for publicity.”

“You are my favorite person of all time in the history of ever. If only there were more than 24 hours in a day so I could spend more time with you.”

“I’m head-over-heels, crazy in love with you. If you ever need a reference for how to win my heart, just look up ‘How to Love.'”

“You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a lover: passionate, understanding, and with a really great sense of humor.”

“I love you more than bacon loves breakfast, more than the sun loves the sky, more than shoes love feet.”

“Without you, I’m just a broken pencil… pointless.”

“You’re the peanut to my butter, the valley to my mountain, the cheese to my macaroni.”

“I love you more than a fat kid loves cake! Is that enough exclamation points for you?!”

“You’re sweeter than a Jelly Belly jelly bean and hotter than a Starburst strawberry. I love you.”

“The only word I can think of to describe my love for you is ‘insurmountable.’ It’s like trying to get an ant drunk with beer.”

“I love you more than the Pope loves Jesus. Maybe not as much, but definitely still a lot.”

“I love you so much, I could just sit here and stare at you all day long. But then again, I’d rather kiss you.”

“My love for you is like diarrhea: I can’t hold it in any longer.”

“You’re everything I ever wanted in a lover: long, strong and with a killer sense of humor.”

“If kisses were the water i’d give you the sea, if hugs were the leaves I’d give you a tree… but they aren’t so here’s a squirrel!”

“I love you more than Gollum loves his precioussss, more than a fat kid loves cake, more than the sun loves the sky.”

“I love you with all of my heart, and all of my soul, and all of my being. I would gladly trade my life for yours, because without you, I am nothing.”

“My love for you is so strong, I could lift a car with it.”

“I love you so much that even if you were a zombie, I would still want to date you.”

“You are the light of my life, the sun in my sky and the oxygen in my lungs. Without you, I am nothing.”

“I love you so much that I would cross the entire world just to be with you.”

“You’re my everything, Baby. I can’t imagine my life without you.”

“I love you more than a fat kid loves cake, and that’s a lot of love!”

“You’re the yin to my yang, the cheese to my macaroni, the salt to my pepper.”

“I love you more than a fat kid loves cake, and that’s a LOT of love!”

“I’m so in love with you that I would do anything to make you happy. Even if that means eating a lot of cake.”

“I love you so much that I would cross the entire world just to be with you.”

“Without you, I’m just a broken pencil…pointless.”

“You’re my everything, Baby. I can’t imagine my life without you.”

“I love you more than a fat kid loves cake, and that’s a LOT of love!”

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